Number Theory

0.03 - The average time in seconds after a flight touches down, the first moron will switch on his cell and make a call/sms stating "Hi, Just landed"

2 - The average time in minutes in which a minister will get heart pains after being served judicial summons or after being photographed naked with a goat

12 - The average number of people that have to sit on a mumbai local bench before you are required to travel as a standee.

1 - The probability a consiracy theory will be created by a politician when currency notes are found stuffed in his dhoti

0 - The probablity that a guy is speaking the truth when he tells his girfriend/wife/mistress that he finds porn movies replusive

3,000,000 - The amount in dollars that tobacco companies would have saved by the time you finish reading the sentence, in advertising expenses and have absolutely no effect in their sales.

543 - The rough number of political parties represented in our parliament by 2050 and hence by definition of coalition politics also the parties represented in the Union cabinet. There is good chance that we will reached such a level of micromanagement that have a separate ministry for welfare of women, welfare of men, welfare of women who think they are men, welfare of women who think they are too pretty to talk to the average Janardan at a party etc.

2.3 - The percentage of body area covered by some kind of fabric for an average remix video model.

85 - The number of film award functions in a year that will be hosted by various companies like Filmfare, Zee, Stardust, Manikchand, etc. Actors will be so busy particpating in functions around the world that the Bollywood movies will be shot entirely using video conferencing.

754477 - Rupees per square foot that you will pay in South mumbai for a residential apartment which has no pool, tennis court, lift and may be even no electricity but offers a splendid view i.e. of another residential property that has been built so close that residents of the 2 can brush each others teeth through their windows.

110 - The operating margins in percentage terms that stock markets expect of the big 3 IT companies . The newspapers would read like "Infosys reports 8000% growth, discovery of weapons of mass destruction and cheaper environmental alternative to oil ......Market dissapointed"

20 - The number of times Saurav Ganguly would blink looking alternately at mid pitch and then the bowler before he takes his guard. Get a new pair of contact lenses for heaven's sake.

3 - The speed in kilometres per year that rush hour traffic will move in Mumbai after Ratan Tata launches his 1 Lakh car.

7 - The number of people that will head to the toilets after the Seat belt lights come on and the Captain says "Cabin crew , be seated for landing"

2 - The time in months that elapses before you see a newspaper article rubbishing the benefits of a food group which was published earlier. i.e. "Scientists say Tomato skin prevents cancer" and 2 months later you see "Scientists say Tomato skin is the leading cause behind anal polyps that grow to the size of cricket balls"